Right Or Wrong

You nasty girl, you nasty, you trashy. You classless girl, you sleazy, you freaky... Revealing skin in summer, yes we like this. But there is ways to do it right (above) and ways to do it wrong (below).
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Image credits Dana Lauren Goldstein

Purple Elephant

You can ride them. You can feed them.
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Dinosaurs

They are alive!
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The Beauty And The Beast

Cheap Monday Spring/Summer 2009 vs. German White Trash

There's always a fine line between good trash and bad trash. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Acid wash is a nice example: usually it doesn't work if you actually think the clothes you wear are beautiful.
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My Moon My Man

Maybe a man can carry the world. But his knock-knees could become a problem to accomplish this mission.
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Detail Shock

Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2009

I really like what Alexander McQueen did for SS09: Great prints, structured shapes, references to the dirndl. But what is this? A chicken feet? Can someone please send Magdalena Frackowiak to pedicure? Or is it just the shoes? Ugliness brought to a new dimension.
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London Couture

Romain Kremer Spring/Summer 2008? Or maybe Jeremy Scott? Did we miss a trend? A fabulous new collection? Or is it just Camden Market trash? One thing is for sure, everyone in the city is wearing the matching yellow shopping bags.
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Cat Women

I prefer the right one. I guess she has been waiting for Horst a long time.
And now I am here to rescue her from the gym.
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Flea Market Beauty

That's how to dress for success when you are selling tableware kitsch at a car-boot sale. Showing your cleavage is maybe the best strategy. And wearing winter boots of course. True competition to Brigitte Nielsen. Ah, and her fellow is already waiting in the car...
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Lost The Way

We met him several times. And he was always wearing his pink overall. He is a true style leader. Unfortunately, I forget his name. And honestly, I don't want to be polemic. His style concept seems to be right. Just the execution is a bit improvable. Lynn & Horst alternatively recommend:


Left Raf Simons Spring/Summer 2005
Right Maison Martin Margiela Spring/Summer 2006

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Can't Touch This

It's not my fault. I am not asking people to show parts of their body no one wants to see. It just happens. I am not mean. I am just there and coincidentally have a camera with me. That's all. That's reality. If you wanna complain, I am not the complaint department.
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Shredded Hamster Submissions

Spanks and kisses to Helena, B. and Zhori. Who's the winner?
I think No.1 is quite hot.
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Shredded Hamster

The person who can send me an even worse hairstyle gets an exclusive Horst spank on his butt. Is this enough motivation?
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Mean Again

It is not politically correct, I know, but today I stalked two sweet girls. First i was thrilled by the handbag, secondly by their grace. And because they don't want to loose any of their precious pounds, they took the elevator. Horst himself took the stairs instead and awaited the ladies one level lower. Enjoy my little photo love story.


Waiting for rescue. Cause every step burns calories...oh my god!


And here they are! Can you feel the elegance?


A German saying... Wie die Mutter, so die Tochter!


She knows about her charisma. And she knows how to wear undersized tops with pride.

I feel amazed
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Game of the Day III

From left to right:
Sandra Weinerth - Jewels Cheerleader
Sandra Barenthin - Soprano
Sandra Steinbrecher - Scientific officer, Dresden
Sandra Lossin - Discofox dancer and (obviously) axle shaver

You cannot believe how much fun I always have playing the L&H Google Game. This time I tried the search word "Sandra" and it's amazing (or disgusting) what one gets there. Especially when one visits the respective websites to find out more about those hotties.
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