Thursday, July 31, 2008

I Like Amsterdam

It's almost a tradition. Fat Horst is sorting out the dirty laundry and picks the best looks out of the huddle. This time I got for you freshly cleaned and sorted: Amsterdam Fashion Week. Can you smell the washing agent?

Gimme colored collars Blueblood

I can see a big nose in that graphic EnD

Buttoned-up severeness Claes Iversen

Enlightment Lichting

It's OK to be gay Non By Kim

The ultimate whatever Antoine Peters


Turn Me On

Wahhhhh. Uhhhh. Yeahhhh. Nutbush Cityyyyy.
Poor colleagues... I rediscovered all the old Tina Turner records and I am shouting and headbangig like a crazy housewife cleaning windows.

La Di Da Da

S2VS Spring/Summer 2009

You're so sexy, sexy, sexy. No, no, no. Higher, baby, higher. Sexy.
Those of you who guess what song it is, win Horst djing at your next house party.
You have to pay travel and accommodation though...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Moustache Love

Looks like a still from a 70s TV series that never existed. About two men and their guns fighting against injustice and crime, wearing jeans, checkered shirts, and sometimes just nothing but their moustaches. Nice.


Fashion Sandra Backlund
Magazine Falter


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Jil Zipper

Jil Sander Spring/Summer 2009

I just discovered these wonderful details. And because I have a crush on geometry, I instantly fell in love. Forget block stripes, forget everything else that was said about his new collection, Raf made my day with zippers!

Can't Touch This

It's not my fault. I am not asking people to show parts of their body no one wants to see. It just happens. I am not mean. I am just there and coincidentally have a camera with me. That's all. That's reality. If you wanna complain, I am not the complaint department.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Tse Tse Tse

Tse Fall/Winter 2008

I got a pretty nice cashmere polo with twisted collar and nice details in London and was wondering what this brand is about. And well, i can only recommend it. Convince yourself.

Textured People Pt.III

Picture perfect? In this case it’s not about style in the first place, it’s about the right dosis of kitsch and romance in your life. I recommend: Wear tees with animal portraits! Or with black and white pictures of your beloved.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Shredded Hamster Submissions

Spanks and kisses to Helena, B. and Zhori. Who's the winner?
I think No.1 is quite hot.


Photo Sartoralist

Last night we just talked about men and skirts. And I was totally slagging off this weird concept. But i am healed now.

Male Mattress

Photos Marcelo Krasilcic

We all know him. We all love him. Marcelo Krasilcic. When it comes to his work I first remember his mattrass series. And his still life faces of course. It's all about nudity, yes, but it's also about a playful vision of self-expressive sexuality. It's about the ordinary offering new contexts and being transformed into something artificial, building the frame for portraits of stripped-to-the-soul protagonists.

P.S.: Last night I was introduced to social porn. Just to let you know.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Shredded Hamster

The person who can send me an even worse hairstyle gets an exclusive Horst spank on his butt. Is this enough motivation?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Believe In Us

Kris van Assche Spring/Summer 2008
Frederik Heyman for Modedepesche

Oh darling please
You believe in me
I believe in you
(Jay-Jay Johanson)


Touch My Tralala

Gunther - Ding Ding Dong

Looking for some fun? Looking for some love? Looking for some xxx?
I have what you need!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Piggy Tits

Cropped Jacket Whyred
Brooch Second Hand
Tee Models own
Trousers Acne


Church Of Jump

London has more to offer than sausages. It is the center of religious enlightenment. Maybe. Where people dress in colorful slogan tees and do the Jump dance. To express their feelings, their joy, and unbreakable love for the one who saved us all. Let's celebrate. When you believe, ridiculousness is non-existent. Maybe.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

This Is For You

To continue the Horst kitsch attack: My souvenir from London. 1£.
Stay tuned for another hot post about crazy people i met in this wonderful city.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Pool Party

Photos Dana Lauren Goldstein

This is what I am dreaming of secretly. Having a pool party at my place. With sweet half-naked people getting wet, playing and jumping around. The only problem: I don't have a bath tube. Well, I have to move...

On My Way To...

I love ugly kitsch postcards, so I am sending you one again...
This time from London. See you there this weekend.
I am so excited about having sausages for breakfast!

Discovery Kingdom

Photo Asthmabunny

Please bring me there! I want popcorn, ice cream and a ride.

Still Life With Boys

Photos Chris Vidal

Discovered via the wonderful Laitinen lookbooks: the imagery of Finnish photographer Chris Vidal. And of course I had to pick some boys. Hugs to Tuomas.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Mean Again

It is not politically correct, I know, but today I stalked two sweet girls. First i was thrilled by the handbag, secondly by their grace. And because they don't want to loose any of their precious pounds, they took the elevator. Horst himself took the stairs instead and awaited the ladies one level lower. Enjoy my little photo love story.

Waiting for rescue. Cause every step burns calories...oh my god!

And here they are! Can you feel the elegance?

A German saying... Wie die Mutter, so die Tochter!

She knows about her charisma. And she knows how to wear undersized tops with pride.

I feel amazed