Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Greetings From...

The journey continues. I've not seen every city and tasted every sausage yet, so Horst jumped onto the plane again and brings German sexiness to Finland. Be prepared...

Pumpgun Pussy

Photo Lastnightsparty

Lynn & Horst found a new competitor...
Who's more sexy?

Pastel Dreams

Photographer Rafael Stahelin
Magazine Wonderland

Maybe I should switch form blonde to lavender?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Club Tropicana

Frankfurt strikes back. With this wonderful couple wearing patterns that are sugar for your eyes. He represents the island and the sea, she chose the role of the bamboo. I wish more people would thoughtfully reflect on a perfect matching outfit.

Pumpgun Lovers

And yes, we are also the most belligerent guys in the world. We even fight with watering cans!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Hero Worship

Part 2: Miss Grace Jones

Masculinity, feminity, strength, edginess and grace. When I was a small boy, Mrs. Jones appeared to me like a superwomen. Somehow unreal, unreachable, nearly demonic. I think she is the most admirable and pulchritudinous fashion icon of all times.

Flea Market Beauty

That's how to dress for success when you are selling tableware kitsch at a car-boot sale. Showing your cleavage is maybe the best strategy. And wearing winter boots of course. True competition to Brigitte Nielsen. Ah, and her fellow is already waiting in the car...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

House Of Bare

House Of Bare Spring/Summer 2009

It's really amazing what little Johnny did. I love love love it. It's complex and risky. The first thing that comes to my mind is my neighbour wearing his sunday morning relax sweatshirt with a wild post 80s pattern and matching shorts. Secondly, I am addicted to the idea of men wearing cropped tees. So serving the right dose of tackiness, the white cutout t-shirt fulfils all my craziest dreams. Finally, as I already mentioned, mesh details make my legs turn to jelly. Conclusion: pure suburban sexiness. And this time, I would wear it!

It's Ok To Be...

I just read that Ricky Martin is the proud father of two sons now. Thanks to a surrogate mother. Well, we all knew that he is one of us and now it's obvious. Congrats!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Snygga Killen

Picture Viktor

This guy is a sure thing. I would do anything to get this denim shirt. And the bag. So, what do you like me to do?

Ready To Wear

Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2009

Naïvety killed the cat. I like the boyishness and even the silliness. Some pieces are so terribly ugly it's ace.

New Species

This morning I discovered a sweet little animal in the urban jungle: the ordinary cling ape. He's a bit shy and timid. That's why he always holds his precious back pack in his arms. What scares him most are business men in suits. He likes conspecifics who wear their back packs on the front. And if you see one, don't feed. They might bite.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Cat Sweater

Drawing Hanna Terese Nilsson

She shares her name with my little sister. And she draws a blonde guy that looks like Horst wearing what Horst would love to wear: a cat sweater. Hanna is great.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

L&H Anniversary

"I wish I could kill

you, I am sure I

would like it"

After 1 year and over 500 posts, I finally made it: I received my first death threat. That's the affirmation to continue this blog. Thank you Anonymous.


Photos Jez Tozer


Before & After

I killed the pigeon and I liked it...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Not Bad

Brian Lichtenberg Spring/Summer 2008

I wouldn't wear it but I like looking at the pictures. And as soon as a mesh detail appears somewhere my sick 90s loving heart yells. Mesh it up!

Love Affair

My new passion: Walking through the streets of London and browsing through record stores. There is nothing more relaxing and calming. And I love my founds. Especially when they only cost 10p.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Swedish Sensommar Hit

Star Pilots - In The Heat Of The Night

Let's trash it up and shake asses!

PS: sensommar (Swedish) = late summer

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Frankenstein Experiment

Collage Horst

There is no hidden message, I just experimented with shape and layering.
And I quite like the result. Self-praise stinks.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Plastic Pearls

Works Deborah Sengl

This is no porn, it's just patterns. And when you can sell a blow job as art, that's perfect. It can't become any better.

Lykke Wearing Lipstick

Photo Marcus Palmqvist
Fashion jojo&malou

This could become the key motive for a fictive L&H campaign. All we need now is a male equivalent wearing a sausage. Any candidates? Recommendations? Proposals?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Photos Victor Pajitnov & Daniel Sannwald
Styling Ruben Debuck

Let's do the dying crane!