Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Greetings From...



The journey continues. I've not seen every city and tasted every sausage yet, so Horst jumped onto the plane again and brings German sexiness to Finland. Be prepared...
/HORST

Pumpgun Pussy


Photo Lastnightsparty

Lynn & Horst found a new competitor...
Who's more sexy?
/HORST

Pastel Dreams




Photographer Rafael Stahelin
Magazine Wonderland

Maybe I should switch form blonde to lavender?
/HORST

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Club Tropicana



Frankfurt strikes back. With this wonderful couple wearing patterns that are sugar for your eyes. He represents the island and the sea, she chose the role of the bamboo. I wish more people would thoughtfully reflect on a perfect matching outfit.
/HORST

Pumpgun Lovers




And yes, we are also the most belligerent guys in the world. We even fight with watering cans!
/LYNN & HORST

Monday, August 25, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Hero Worship

Part 2: Miss Grace Jones




Masculinity, feminity, strength, edginess and grace. When I was a small boy, Mrs. Jones appeared to me like a superwomen. Somehow unreal, unreachable, nearly demonic. I think she is the most admirable and pulchritudinous fashion icon of all times.
/HORST

Flea Market Beauty




That's how to dress for success when you are selling tableware kitsch at a car-boot sale. Showing your cleavage is maybe the best strategy. And wearing winter boots of course. True competition to Brigitte Nielsen. Ah, and her fellow is already waiting in the car...
/HORST

Saturday, August 23, 2008

House Of Bare




House Of Bare Spring/Summer 2009

It's really amazing what little Johnny did. I love love love it. It's complex and risky. The first thing that comes to my mind is my neighbour wearing his sunday morning relax sweatshirt with a wild post 80s pattern and matching shorts. Secondly, I am addicted to the idea of men wearing cropped tees. So serving the right dose of tackiness, the white cutout t-shirt fulfils all my craziest dreams. Finally, as I already mentioned, mesh details make my legs turn to jelly. Conclusion: pure suburban sexiness. And this time, I would wear it!
/HORST

It's Ok To Be...



I just read that Ricky Martin is the proud father of two sons now. Thanks to a surrogate mother. Well, we all knew that he is one of us and now it's obvious. Congrats!
/HORST

Friday, August 22, 2008

Snygga Killen


Picture Viktor

This guy is a sure thing. I would do anything to get this denim shirt. And the bag. So, what do you like me to do?
/HORST

Ready To Wear



Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2009

Naïvety killed the cat. I like the boyishness and even the silliness. Some pieces are so terribly ugly it's ace.
/HORST

New Species




This morning I discovered a sweet little animal in the urban jungle: the ordinary cling ape. He's a bit shy and timid. That's why he always holds his precious back pack in his arms. What scares him most are business men in suits. He likes conspecifics who wear their back packs on the front. And if you see one, don't feed. They might bite.
/HORST

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Cat Sweater


Drawing Hanna Terese Nilsson

She shares her name with my little sister. And she draws a blonde guy that looks like Horst wearing what Horst would love to wear: a cat sweater. Hanna is great.
/HORST

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

L&H Anniversary



"I wish I could kill

you, I am sure I

would like it"
(Anonymous)

After 1 year and over 500 posts, I finally made it: I received my first death threat. That's the affirmation to continue this blog. Thank you Anonymous.
/HORST

Fragile




Photos Jez Tozer

/HORST

Before & After




I killed the pigeon and I liked it...
/HORST

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Not Bad



Brian Lichtenberg Spring/Summer 2008

I wouldn't wear it but I like looking at the pictures. And as soon as a mesh detail appears somewhere my sick 90s loving heart yells. Mesh it up!
/HORST

Love Affair






My new passion: Walking through the streets of London and browsing through record stores. There is nothing more relaxing and calming. And I love my founds. Especially when they only cost 10p.
/HORST

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Swedish Sensommar Hit


Star Pilots - In The Heat Of The Night

Let's trash it up and shake asses!
/LYNN

PS: sensommar (Swedish) = late summer

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Frankenstein Experiment


Collage Horst

There is no hidden message, I just experimented with shape and layering.
And I quite like the result. Self-praise stinks.
/HORST

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Plastic Pearls



Works Deborah Sengl

This is no porn, it's just patterns. And when you can sell a blow job as art, that's perfect. It can't become any better.
/HORST

Lykke Wearing Lipstick


Photo Marcus Palmqvist
Fashion jojo&malou

This could become the key motive for a fictive L&H campaign. All we need now is a male equivalent wearing a sausage. Any candidates? Recommendations? Proposals?
/HORST

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Origami




Photos Victor Pajitnov & Daniel Sannwald
Styling Ruben Debuck

Let's do the dying crane!
/HORST