Gaultier Questions II

1. Jean-Paul Gaultier Spring/Summer 1993
2. Maison Martin Margiela Spring/Summer 2009

The work of Jean-Paul Gaultier slowly develops its brilliancy. First shockingly bright, then vivid and reflexive. Just like a golden blonde hair colouration. Conditioner included. Who doesn't love a fake natural blonde?
/HORST

Forbidden Love IV

Photos David Armstrong for 032c

An obsession becomes manifest when returning to one's mind with consistency and ruthlessness. An obsession might also become hurtful to an extent of unsatisfied desire. So one question remains: Yes or no?
/HORST

Hirsutism

1. Chris Brown by James Demitri
2. Helmut Lang & Marcus Schenkenberg
3. Helmut Lang Spring/Summer 1993

It's been a very long time that I felt attracted to a man with long hair. I can imagine being him. An ideal of the 90s. The legacy of one of the greatest fashion icons: Helmut Lang. And Marcus Schenkenberg of course.
/HORST

Dream Marriage

House of Holland, Blumarine & Roberto Cavalli Spring/Summer 2011

A Russian dating service advertisement caught my attention while watching ANTM so I had to stop and share my latest longing with you: I really want a fake blonde barbie girlfriend with big boobs. If you are her, please contact me.
/HORST

Hero Worship

Part 12: Katie Price





I sincerely apologize for this post. But recently I fell in love with Katie Price. Touched by her duet with Peter Andre. And positively shocked seeing her performing in a shiny pink catsuit. This is what I want when wishing for a Barbie Fashion revival.
/HORST

Arena Horst Plus

Magazine Arena Home + 1996
Photographer Mario Testino
Styling Carine Roitfeld

The inherent resemblance between this Arena Homme + spread and the universe of Lynn & Horst is remarkable. Take a look at the Ugly Underwear Contest. Or remember this certain fur blanket image for the Replica series. The truth is: I am Carine Roitfeld.
/HORST

Temporary Memorial

After paying tribute to Brigitte Nielsen and reviving the platinum blonde, my new haircut feels a bit like Dolph Lundgren. A style you can only achieve by confiding in a Frankfurt hair dresser who still lives in an abstract version of the 90s.
/HORST

Barbie Fashion

Armani Fall/Winter 2000
Cavalli Spring/Summer 2004 & Gucci Spring/Summer 2002
Cavalli Fall/Winter 2003 & Versace Spring/Summer 2003

I actually do miss Barbie Fashion. I wanna see tacky girls in metallic pink bell-bottoms, big 3-Wetter-Taft hair, fake fur and mini skirts. Now that we've learned to dress in black draped pieces by Haider Ackermann and Ann Demeulemeester we should have a quick shopping spree in a suburban super mall.
/HORST

T

"This conversation makes me wanna slit my wrists" - Taylor Jacobson literally is me. Platinum blonde and always annoyed. A kitten lover and sometimes a little bit tacky. Honestly, I'm having a D.I.E. moment.
/HORST

Hair

Let's put it simply: severe.
/HORST

Blonde Wig Fight

Lanvin Spring/Summer 2010 vs. Wigs

It appears to me Claude Montana himself was the main inspiration behind the latest Lanvin collection. And I always admired the 80s fake chic. I am living it myself, haha.
/HORST

Image credits Catwalking, Unknown

Daily

My pure school outfit for today.
Brands are not worth mentioning.
You all know them already.

Have a wonderful day, hope weather doesn't suck at your place, cause it certainly does here (in Sweden).
/LYNN

Ps: Yes, it's chaos in my room, but well hell, that's authenticity then, aight.

White Sneakers

Everyone should have some.
/HORST

Blonde Blackness

Photographer Pierre Dal Corso
Styling Kristina Gisors
Make-up Griphée

Shall I paint myself black? I would love to! Just need an assistant.
Any volunteers?
/HORST

Hero Worship

Part 3: Leonardo DiCaprio





Here are my most favorite Leo pics. After plastic surgery I will look like this.
/HORST

Give Me A Piece

Photos Lina Persson

I love neckpieces. Especially this one: very structured, geometric and subtle. The way ugly Horst likes it best. Big hug to Maj.
/HORST

Too Much Too Good

In Germany we would just say: Bück' dich!
/HORST

Pussycat

Photo Unknown

Grrrrr...
/HORST

Vanilla Lick

Photo Horst Diekgerdes

I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Ice Cream.
/HORST

P.S.: Please pay attention to the photographers name...