Wordly Wisdom*

Part 3: How to wear short shorts



Photos David LaChapelle, Unknown

1. Work out, optionally by pulling a truck.
2. Treat your torso with a moisturising body oil.
3. Refuse to wear any shirt.
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*In this series, the author would like to share his infinite wisdom and experience as world-renowned heart-breaker, charmer and gigolo with his readers.

Fantaghirò

Princess Fantaghirò 1991

Besides the fact that Brigitte Nielsen is starring as black witch, this fairytale series is pure comfort to me. A melancholic childhood memory. I also think I am in love with Romualdo. A pathetic, unattainable love.
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Tote Series

A glimpse into my collection. From Christy Turlington (YSL Manifesto 2009) to transfomer robots (Louise Goldin).
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Evil Brain Fight

Maria Melinder Graduate Collection vs. Krang

Somehow, don't ask me why, this look reminded me of a brain. But not just a brain, the brain. The evil brain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Life is beautiful.
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T

"This conversation makes me wanna slit my wrists" - Taylor Jacobson literally is me. Platinum blonde and always annoyed. A kitten lover and sometimes a little bit tacky. Honestly, I'm having a D.I.E. moment.
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Quote of the Day - Gossip Girl

You know

you love me.

xoxo

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90s Acme

One of my birthday presents: the whole series of Beverly Hills 90210 on DVD, guaranteeing long long TV nights and iconic style inspiration.
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Wishlist 9

Childhood memories need to be revived. Alf is my hero. And like little Horsti, he loves kitten. A DVD set is missing in my collection.
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Starring: Fussbroichs

Thanks to my little sister I rediscovered the first German real life tv series. Impressively demonstrating German late 80s middle class kitsch bodybuilder ceramic cats lifestyle. Meet Annemie, Fred, Frank and his hair dresser girlfriend Pia!





Reminds me of Jeremy Scott's short film project Starring with Tori Spelling and Liz Goldwyn. Check it out!
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